RaYe tImE!!

Ini;ah pix aq time raye thun lpas..kluarga aq thun nie plih warne kdamaian laa!!!
biru...heheheheh..time nie aq ngah raya kat umah nnek blah papa aq..
rmai gak yg balik kampung thun nie...x penah2 diaowang blek ramai cmnie..
yg pling best aq dpt bnyak duit raye..smpai aq dpat bli sbijik ps2..hehehe
syok

lEtZ DrInK+DrUnK+DaNcE

LaWaK sAnTaI!!!!!!

Ah Beng bought a new mobile.
He sent a message to everyone from his Phone Book & said,
‘ My Mobile No. Has changed.
Earlier it was Nokia 3310. Now it is 6610 ‘

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Ah Beng : I am a Proud, coz my son is in Medical College .
Friend: Really, what is he studying.
Ah Beng: No, he is not studying, they are Studying him.

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Ah Beng : Doctor, in my dreams, I play football every night.
DR: Take this tablet, you will be ok.
Ah Beng : Can I take tomorrow, tonight is final game.

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Ah Beng : If I die, will u remarry?
Wife: No! I ‘ ll stay with my sister. But if I die will u remarry?
Ah Beng : No, I ‘ ll also stay with your sister.

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Ah Beng : People consider me as a ‘ GOD ‘
Wife: How do you know??
Ah Beng : When I went to the Park today, everybody said,
Oh GOD! U have come again.

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Ah Beng complained to the police: ‘ Sir, all items are missing,
except the TV in my house. ‘
Police: ‘ How the thief did not take TV? ‘
Ah Beng : ‘ I was watching TV news… ‘

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Ah Beng comes back 2 his car & find a note saying ‘ Parking Fine ‘
He Writes a note and sticks it to a pole ‘ Thanks for complement. ‘

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How do you recognize Ah Beng in School?
He is the one who erases the notes from the book when the teacher erases
the board.

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Once Ah Beng was walking he had a glove on one hand and not on other.
So the man asked him why he did so. He replied that the weather forecast
announced that on one hand it would be cold and on the other hand it would
be hot.

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Ah Beng in a bar and his cellular phone rings. He picks it up and
Says ‘ Hello, how did you know I was here? ‘

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Ah Beng : Why are all these people running?
Man – This is a race, the winner will get the cup
Ah Beng – If only the winner will get the cup, why others running?

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Teacher: ‘ I killed a person ‘ convert this sentence into future tense
Ah Beng : The future tense is ‘ u will go to jail ‘

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Ah Beng told his servant: ‘ Go and water the plants! ‘
Servant: ‘ It ‘ s already raining. ‘
Ah Beng : ‘ So what? Take an umbrella and go. ‘

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A man asked Ah Beng why Ahmad Badawi goes walking in the Evening and not
in the morning Ah Beng replied Ahmad Badawi is PM not AM

Nie time raya thun lpas...hmmm..2 sume sepupu aq..diaowang sume puteh..tp aq sowang jer itam...kihkihkih...tp raye tahun lpas x syok laaa..duit sket..alasan diaowang aq dh besar..x pyh dpt duit..apa laa diaowang 2..owg besar2 le nak kene pkai lagi bnyak duit coz lg mahal bnde yng nak dibeli...kih..kih..kih

LeT'Z DrInK+DrUnK+DaNcE

SAPEW KAT TENGAH2 tu....DH MCM ANK PANDA DA HAAA!!!
hehehehehehhe....itulah aq time drjah 3...gmowk gler..kalo sampai skunk aq masih gmowk mcm 2..x taw aq nak ckap ape...dh nampak macam tong drum dh..hehehehehhe...Apa bley wat..time nie nafsu makan memuncak-muncak...x dapat nak kawal...makan je laaa...tp Alhamdulillah..skunk aq dh maintain..slim...wakakakakak..kalo laaa aq maseh gmowk mcm 2..ntah cmane aq nak ngorat si "tuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuut"

LeT'z DrInK+DrUnK+DaNcE

woi....nilah team u-16 rugby skul aq...erm..nie lah first time aq memasuki permainan rugby..first time aq takowt gak..tp aq ttap cube gak..erm.. x lah ssh sangat..ini sume coz dorongan kengkawan aq..wakakakakak..first time aq masuk segan jugak coz dlam pasukan 2..aq sowang je yg blowm ada pngalaman maen bnde nie..laen sume dh penah maen..sbb 2 aq rase janggal nak maen rugby..tp 2 dulu..skunk aq dah baek ngan diaowang...dan aq pown dh boleh maen 'bende' nie..huhuhuhuh...mmg bez maen game nie..tp badan msti lebam2 punye..first time aq maen rugbi..kaki aq melecet terok coz aq lupe pakai stokin..mcmana aq x pkai...stokin aq sume owg kbas..mnyirap aq..tp apa bley buat aq arap owg 2 dpt hidayah agar plangkan balek stokin BUSUK aq 2...wkakaakakakakaka

LeT'z DrInK+DrUnK+DaNcE

Salam perkenalan

ni apa aq nak ckap nie...
aq x taw nak ckap ape..nie first time aq wat blog..
x taw bape lame menatang nie boleh tahan..
apa-apa pown kte tengok sampai ble...

LeT'z DriNk+dRuNk+DaNcE..

eheheheheheheh..........

P/s:gambar aq mase kecik2
wakakakakak